U is for...

Utah:

I recently emailed the Spouse Club of my boyfriends medical school. I'd posted on their message board a few times asking various questions about moving to the area, documents that were needed etc. Through all these interactions, I've been vague about the state I'm from. I was looking forward to starting over without having to battle a stigma or explain myself. I emailed the organization about a sponsor (basically a girl in the club will email you answering any questions you have) and guess where my sponsor is from?

Utah.

The woman who emailed me was all excited that she had found someone "that [is] from Utah too!"

No!!!! How did they figure it out?

I scanned all my emails, posts etc.

Aha! The signature of my email.

Emily
Jack-of-All-Trades
Place Where I Work
UT

Fail.

I could never be a spy. I suck at covering my tracks!

Here's to hoping my buddy is normal!

I might have stalked her already on facebook.

And found that she is, in fact, Mormon.

Is it possible to ever escape!?

I've decided my new line is:

I'm from Utah. And not Mormon.

We'll see how it goes.

- Emily